Warhammer Info - Shenanigans - Best Fighting Game Never Made
Clicky for bigger.| Character Name | Reason(s) why they are in The Best Fighting Game Never Made |
 Chosen |
Strong up close and durable as all hell. Bakes a mean loaf of sourdough to boot. |
 Bright Wizard |
Haduken spammers, this is for you. Surprisingly, all of the Bright Wizard's fatality moves involve burning the victim to death. |
 Witch Hunter |
To quote a wise man: "Take the look of Van Helsing, and do it properly!" A marksman from range and a master swordsman up close, the Witch Hunter is tough all around. Special Ability: Peasant Burning. |
 Choppa |
Mean, green, and not a ninja turtle. He's capable of cutting things up faster than a Japanese chef on crack who just chugged a 4-pack of Red Bull. |
 Paul Barnett |
For some reason, the thought of Paul Barnett having a fist fight with Optimus Prime seems insanely cool to me. Then again, I am a firm believer that the pinnacle of awesomeness is a T-Rex flying an F-16, so take my opinion for what it is worth. Do not underestimate Paul, though. He can shoot laser beams out of his eyes just like Cyclops - why do you think he wears sunglasses all the time? |
 Sub Zero |
A fighting game without Sub Zero is like killing zombies with something other than a shotgun or chainsaw - you can do it, but it just ain't right. |
 Cobra Commander |
He's the leader of a large secret organization bent on world domination and has the craziest voice used in cartoons ever (The voice behind Cobra Commander is the same behind Starscream I believe on Transformers. I'm not even going to IMDB that. I'm that confident.). Little Known Fact: Cobra Commander used to be a used car salesman. I'm not lying. And no, I didn't just go and edit that into his Wikipedia entry. |
 Christopher Walken |
"Do you understand... the CONCEPT of the tooth fairy?" I'm not really sure how good Christopher Walken would be in a fighting game. He is starting to get on in years, but it would still be ridiculously awesome to listen to his character talk and take hits. I suppose he did play an awesome Headless Horseman in Sleepy Hollow at least. I guess the conclusion we can draw here is "Christopher Walken: Best when served undead". |
 Optimus Prime |
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 Jesus |
An obvious favorite, he is armed with the battle skills of carpentry, is able to walk on water, turn water into wine, and forgive you for your sins. Not to mention you get presents when he's born and candy when he dies. How can you not want to play as our Lord and Savior? |
 Guile |
As you can see, steroid testing was not required in the Street Fighter 2 circuit. Just... good lord, look at those biceps. That muscle is so huge, the picture doesn't even make sense anymore. But I guess you need biceps the size of oil tankers if you are to create sonic booms just by waving your arms around. It's a statistical fact that 50% of the people that played Street Fighter 2 back in the day were Haduken spammers. 49.999% were Sonic Boom spammers (mostly consisting of people that couldn't get the timing right on the Haduken). Then there was like 1 or 2 people that thought E Honda rocked. They were horribly, horribly wrong, however. There is nothing "rocking" about this:  |
 A Bagel |
It's delicious. |